NoDrinkNoProbCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	740
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	600
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Animals Bred:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	177
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9815
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Votes:	6018	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	300

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

CraftyPutin’sBankBlock

banking sector, compliance regulations, CraftyPutinsBankBlock, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial institutions, financial markets, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global economy, international relations, money laundering, regulatory compliance, Russian companies, sanctions, trade restrictions, U.S. pressure, UAE banks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so like, this server is lit af cuz like, u can build ur own virtual empire and be the ruler of ur own world, u feel me? plus, like, there’s this crazy story where the players have to battle against evil zombie bankers from UAE who are trying to stop all transactions in the server cuz of some U.S. pressure, like wtf? join now and help save the virtual economy from these zombie bankers, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ores Mined:	8729	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8