NoDrinkNoProbCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Votes:	1620	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crops Grown:	2190	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	145
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Potions Brewed:	123

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3265
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	128
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Votes:	9774	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Buildings Constructed:	11

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1803
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchantments Applied:	110	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2283
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Emeralds Found:	9609
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Villages Defended:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Villages Defended:	15