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  • HubbyGiftsNoMore

    HubbyGiftsNoMore
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you disappointed like this husband? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and surprises that will actually follow through!

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  • CraftyEscape

    CraftyEscape
    Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

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  • UNhumanRightsLOL

    UNhumanRightsLOL
    So, like, this server is so lit, it’s like Trump pulling the US out of the UN but in Minecraft form. We don’t follow no rules, we make our own rules, ya know? And just like how Trump halts funding for Palestinian refugees, we halt boring gameplay and bring in the fun! Join us if you wanna be part of something wild and unpredictable, just like Trump’s decisions. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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  • ShockMC

    ShockMC

    We are an amazing, cracked Lifesteal SMP server, that is mostly F2P, and really fun! Our staff. Map and everything is highly proffesionally set up, and ready for your adventure!
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  • BoxBrawl

    BoxBrawl

    box brawl is an all new BoxPVP experience that focuses on you the player yes that’s right no more crappy Minehut middle server instead you join directly through us and get a much better experience! so join today it’s a feature rich experience you do not wanna miss out on!

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