Are you tired of dealing with picky eaters and their ridiculous demands? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fruits and vegetables are always the main course! No more arguments about low calorie diets or carb restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Imagine a place where your daughter can run and jump to her heart’s content, without worrying about her weight or what she’s eating. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their size or shape. Plus, with multiple sports available to play in-game, she’ll never have a dull moment!

Don’t be the asshole parent who denies their child the joy of Minecraft – join our server today and let the adventures begin. Who needs low calorie diets when you can have unlimited virtual snacks at your fingertips?

Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!

Active, Arena, Bait, Benefits, Claiming, classic, Combat, creations, Features, Fishing, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gear, Grief Prevention, Immersive, Join, Lies, Lobster, log, merchant, Minecrafters, Party, pond, Pot, PvP, Rarity, regrets, Server, Shady, Skills, smp, White

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Lobster Pots, Custom Gear, Weekly Challenges, Skills, Community Events, Optional PvP, NO Whitelist, NO Resets
Platform Compatibility	Java+Bedrock (1.20+)
Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	NO, there is no whitelist required to join Shaded server.
Are there regular server resets?	NO, there are no regular resets on Shaded server.
How can I join the server?	Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that supports both Java and Bedrock players.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is optional on Shaded server. Players can choose whether or not to participate in PvP activities.

MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server

empowerment, female, feminism, fetish, gender, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender traitor, kink, Minecraft, Misogyny, MisogynyQueen, Self-expression, Server, sexual liberation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner gender traitor with our exclusive misogyny kink feature!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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Marigold Madness Minecraft Server

Champion, Entertainment, Japan, Japanese wrestling, madness, Marigold, Marigold costume, Minecraft, new japan pro wrestling, njpw, okada, Okada in Marigold, Okada Kazuchika, professional wrestling, Rossy, Rossy won, Server, Sports Entertainment, Victory, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling match

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.
Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!

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BratBuster’s Block Party

Behavior, BLOCK, Boundaries, Brat, BratBusters, custody, DAUGHTER, Defending, Defense, Friend, Guilt, Hotel, Laundry, outside opinion, overstepping, parenting, Party, perspective, Shaming, single father, Sleep, spoiled, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.
Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

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TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.
if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

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BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

acceptance, Blood, Bloodcraft, Cleansing, Difficult, emotional, forgiveness, healing, introspection, Own, Personal, Redemption, Release, Scars, Self, self love, self-care, skin, Stainz, Struggle, Trauma, wash off

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.
And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

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NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

madness, MAYHEM, Mouse, NMOIgG

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

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BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

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CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

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MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).
join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

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TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.
join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

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Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!
Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

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No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

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NoDiet4DaughterCraft

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

Earth SMP

FAQ