NoDiamondsNoDating | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Smile Quest Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3354
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockBaeNoGo

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Onxy Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5901	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aspire SMP

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Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	1600
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5486
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ores Mined:	3736	New Chunks Explored:	774789

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

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hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	283	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

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Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2