NoCuts4TouristsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of tourist-filled cities and enjoy some delicious virtual stroopwafels without any line-cutting drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your precious stroopwafel stash from greedy players who think they can just waltz in and buy out the entire stock. Will you stand your ground like our brave player did in the bakery, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them have their “special moment”?

But beware, there may be some players who think you’re the real villain for not letting them have their share of the virtual stroopwafels. Can you handle the heat in this intense stroopwafel showdown?

So come on over to our server and show off your stroopwafel-buying skills, because in this world, it’s every player for themselves when it comes to these sweet treats. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculous encounters that await you on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PublicEvo Minecraft server

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7813
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BdayVacayMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Star Shards Collected:	208
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyLoveConnection

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Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

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Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!