NoCutePandasAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magic Items Found:	6569	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7861	Votes:	4507
Mines Excavated:	4828	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	New Chunks Explored:	922144
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	126
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	700	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3153
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Potions Brewed:	66	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	3743	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4597	Void Gems Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2344
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5