NoCutePandasAllowed

aggravating, ANNOYING, cute, disagreeable, Disgusting, dislike, displeasing, grating, IRRITATING, irritating behavior, nauseating, NoCutePandasAllowed, Obnoxious, off-putting, pestering, pet peeve, repellent, Repulsive, unappealing, Unattractive, vexing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6628	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of all those servers with fluffy bunnies and adorable kittens running around? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a whole army of creepy crawlies and slimy creatures just waiting to be your new best friends. Who needs cute when you can have creepy?

Join our server if you’re tired of all the sunshine and rainbows in other servers. Here, the sky is always dark and stormy, just like your soul. Plus, our community is full of mischievous players who love to prank each other and cause chaos. It’s like a never-ending April Fools’ Day party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who lurks in the shadows and loves to mess with unsuspecting players. If you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might even catch a glimpse of him causing mayhem in the world. Who needs cute when you can have chaos and confusion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and join a server that’s anything but cute, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of surprises. See you on the dark side!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9058
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ores Mined:	7789	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Farms Harvested:	748	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Votes:	9972
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Buildings Constructed:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4288

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	227
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Star Shards Collected:	233	Buildings Constructed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever