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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3231 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 8435 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!