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Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	515	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8708	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2262	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	160	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	699	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	202	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	483609	Votes:	4533
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6953	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!