NoCoolMomAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchantments Applied:	123	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	199	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3143	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7157	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	219
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4884	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1093	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Farms Harvested:	237	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!