NoCookCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of cooking in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server where you never have to cook again! Our virtual chefs will whip up delicious virtual meals for you while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more burnt dinners or messy kitchens, just pure gaming bliss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground cooking competition where players battle it out to create the most outrageous dishes using only Minecraft ingredients. From diamond-encrusted cakes to lava-infused soups, the culinary creativity knows no bounds!

So if you’re looking for a break from the kitchen and a whole lot of laughs, join our Minecraft server today and let the cooking chaos begin!

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	244595
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Animals Bred:	90	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Star Shards Collected:	215	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	251	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
New Chunks Explored:	97135	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	9738
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8590
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5654	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Items Found:	1825	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	8587	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Animals Bred:	78
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magic Items Found:	7361	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6192
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!