NoCookCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ores Mined:	2440
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	New Chunks Explored:	191805
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of cooking in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server where you never have to cook again! Our virtual chefs will whip up delicious virtual meals for you while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more burnt dinners or messy kitchens, just pure gaming bliss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground cooking competition where players battle it out to create the most outrageous dishes using only Minecraft ingredients. From diamond-encrusted cakes to lava-infused soups, the culinary creativity knows no bounds!

So if you’re looking for a break from the kitchen and a whole lot of laughs, join our Minecraft server today and let the cooking chaos begin!

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.5

#youtube, +x, 1.20.5, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? This neural network was created to play osu! but now she’s a VTuber with TTS software and a whole bunch of skills like singing and collabing with other VTubers. Join this server and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule and links on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. She’s dropping music and clips like it’s hot, and even has educational resources for you to learn about AI. Don’t understand AI? She got you covered, fam. Plus, there’s a whole archive and game integration for you to explore.

And if you wanna rep Neuro-sama, cop some merch from her shop. This server is lit, so join now before you miss out on all the AI madness! 🤖🔥🎮

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
New Chunks Explored:	358989	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9567
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1497	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Magic Items Found:	5018	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	271	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	126	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!