NoCookCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of cooking in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server where you never have to cook again! Our virtual chefs will whip up delicious virtual meals for you while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more burnt dinners or messy kitchens, just pure gaming bliss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground cooking competition where players battle it out to create the most outrageous dishes using only Minecraft ingredients. From diamond-encrusted cakes to lava-infused soups, the culinary creativity knows no bounds!

So if you’re looking for a break from the kitchen and a whole lot of laughs, join our Minecraft server today and let the cooking chaos begin!

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	243	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	3998	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mines Excavated:	2496	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3144	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	978
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1810	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Animals Bred:	174
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
New Chunks Explored:	139862	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Animals Bred:	143
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	2199	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	487446
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	151	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!