NoControl | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7418	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	201

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crops Grown:	2090	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	3637
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	9516
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	8309	Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	698	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5