NoCollegeNoProblem | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	452
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7906
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6840

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Void Gems Collected:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crops Grown:	4086
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Potions Brewed:	167	Farms Harvested:	968

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3803
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

android 13, anomaly, application, Bytes, Curious, default, Development, Fun, installed, InterconnectCollectKit, investigation, invisible code, Minecraft, mobile, Mystery, programming, question.., SIZE, smp, software, Technology, v. 4.0.5, ZeroByte

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	999028
Dimension Hops:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3898	Star Shards Collected:	278
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2