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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8347 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 3997 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.
Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥