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On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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