NoClimbNoCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	295
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4312	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	88
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3065	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	1501	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3292
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6817

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	3045	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	750435	Potions Brewed:	122
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	238
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	2207	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6720	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!