Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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