Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Emeralds Found: 4721
Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
New Chunks Explored: 828272 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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