join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like they at a rave. we got diamonds raining from the sky and lava that tastes like hot sauce. our mods are unicorns in disguise and our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.

build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.

don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 8637 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dimension Hops: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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