NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

central america, cooperation, crime, criminal justice, CriminalCraft, cross-border, deportation, deportees, diplomatic solution, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, gang violence, government agreement, housing offer, immigration, international relations, migrant crisis, Nationality, Public Safety, unprecedented deal, US criminals, violent criminals

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6919	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

MonkeyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, tycoon minions generators spawners money rich gameplay server multiplayer economy factions survival shop trading building PvP adventure exploration events community

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

MonkeyMC is focusing on tycoon themed gameplay, including minions, generators, dan also spawners to earn money! Hop in and be the richest player in the server!

play.monkeymc.id:25680

MineFected

alliances, ammunition, BETRAYAL, Detailed Map, dynamic playability, Economy, fortify, hostile environment, INFECTED, Loot, personalized loot system, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, Shelters, special challenges, Survival, The Walking Dead, Tools, weapons, zombies

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	222	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Version 1.12.2 English / Spanish Language Minefected is a Minecraft server inspired by the exciting universe of The Walking Dead. Immerse yourself in a post-apocalyptic world to survive is the only objective. How does it work? Loot to survive: Explore abandoned cities, dark forests and desolate landscapes in search of weapons, ammunition, food and supplies. Every chest you find could be the key to staying alive. Fight against infected: Stay alert while infected hordes wander around the world, ready to attack you. Decide your strategy: fight, run or hide. Survive alone or as a team: form alliances with other players or face the dangers of apocalypse as a lone wolf. Trust is scarce and betrayal is always a possibility. Build and defend: Use your resources to fortify shelters or manufacture tools that give you advantage in this hostile environment. Main characteristics: Personalized loot system with unique weapons and objects. Dynamic playability both in PVE (Player Vs. Environment) and in PVP (Player Vs. Player). Immersive zombies mechanics with growing challenges. A detailed map inspired by post-apocalyptic issues. Regular updates, events and special challenges for players. Join now! You are already a fan of The Walking Dead or simply look for an exciting survival challenge, Minefected is the perfect server to test your skills. Can you survive in a world where each movement can be the last?

play.minefected.com

Echoing Visions 1.21.4

1.21.4, Communication, compassion, consideration, Conversation, dialogue, Echoing, Empathy, Expression, Hear me out, Hearing, hearing me out, hearing you out, Listening, Open-mindedness, patience, please, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, VISIONS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Farms Harvested:	773	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs, but also make friends with other players and go on epic adventures together.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wand.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a never-ending party where the cake is made of diamonds and the music is composed by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GymBuddies Minecraft Server

anxiety, autism spectrum, awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, Crush, DATING, friendship, gym, GymBuddies, instagram, Minecraft, overanalyzing, overthinking, Professional help, rejection, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, social cues, Therapy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	687467	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama like our friend here? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that won’t leave you questioning if you’re the asshole.

Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends, build epic structures, and battle mobs together. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all your real-life worries at the door and focus on having a great time.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate like our friend who met Heather at the gym. Just imagine the possibilities – bonding over mining diamonds, exploring new biomes, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the pixelated sunset.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and a community of fellow gamers to support you? Join now and let the fun begin!

WeddingCraft: No BFFs Allowed

aita, Allowed, Best Friend, BFF’s, Bratty, Cheating, DEMOTE, ex boyfriend, guest, happiest day, immature, mean, MOH, Physical Relationship, romantic relationship, shock, sister, talking behind my back, ungrateful, uninvited, uninviting, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, romance, and friendship gone sour – just like in this crazy real-life story!

Imagine building your own virtual wedding venue, only to find out your best friend has been secretly dating your ex-boyfriend behind your back for years! Will you demote her from MOH like a boss, or will you let her ruin your big day with her drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Uninviting guests, talking behind backs, and ungrateful name-calling – all part of the fun on our server! Who needs enemies when you have friends like these, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelPlayground

amusement, Carefree, childish, childlike, comfort, Fun, Happy, Inner child, innocent, joyous, Laughter, lighthearted, nostalgic, PixelPlayground, playful, Relaxation, simple pleasures, stress relief, WHIMSICAL, Youthful

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mines Excavated:	2248	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of adulting all day and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.

Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can tell a good joke.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit.

So come on down to our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be building castles out of candy and riding on the backs of giant chickens? Join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

DreamCraft Joyful Minds

animal studies, brain activity, brain recordings, brain regions, Cognitive science, cooperative activation, deep sleep, DreamCraft, early sleep, Joyful, learning periods, longer-lasting memories, memory consolidation, Mice, Minds.., neuroscience, non-REM sleep, perceptual memories, positive emotions, reinforce memories, rem sleep, scientific research, sleep patterns

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

so like, you know when you play on this server, you gonna be like a mouse but with superpowers. your brain gonna be all like, “yo, let’s activate these three regions and make some epic memories, bro!” and then when you go to sleep, your brain gonna be like, “nah, we ain’t reactivating during REM sleep, we saving that for the deep sleep, yo.” and that’s how you gonna have the longest-lasting memories in Minecraft history, dude. join now and become a memory-making, sleep-enhancing, brain-boosting legend on our server!

DungeonCraft

dungeoncraft, Dungeons, Economy, Gems, grind, Loot, Powerful, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Trading, ultra rare, Upgrade, Void items

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Grind through exciting dungeons and farm loot! Gathering loot will power you up to progress to the next dungeon! Find ULTRA RARE Void item drops to aid you on your journey! Use gems to upgrade your items and make the ultra powerful! Super strong economy with trading that feels like it has weight! See you there!

dungeoncraft.co

Whispering Woods 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apparition, creepy, don’t look, DREAD, eerie, fear, Frightening, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, oh no wisps, Paranormal, Phobia, Specter, spine-chilling, spooky, Supernatural, unsettling, whispering, Wisps, Woods

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging evil wisps that will haunt your dreams and steal your diamonds!

You’ll be running for your virtual life as you navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

But don’t worry, because the rewards are totally worth it!

Plus, where else can you find a server that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a simulation?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Diamonds Everywhere!

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, anime voiceover, casting choice, character portrayal, character voice, diamonds, Disappointment, Dubbing, Japanese voice actress, missed opportunity, Miyuki Sawashiro, talent selection, voice acting, voice actress, voice actress talent, voice talent, voiceover, voiceover work, wasted talent

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, this server be lit like a creeper explosion! We got Miyuki Sawashiro on board, like whaaat?! Come join the fun and build with us, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crafting together!

BabyRage Minecraft Server

BabyRage, Boundaries, Communication, dark place, Empathy, Family issues, friendship, Guilt, health scare, healthy boundaries, Manipulation, masters program, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new job, parenthood, passive aggressive, Priorities, self-care, Server, Support, Tension, Therapy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Are you tired of drama and guilt trips in your friendships? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise zero passive-aggressive behavior and no guilt-tripping allowed! Our community is drama-free and full of supportive players who won’t make you feel like you owe them your entire weekend.

We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoorLockSurpriseCraft

apartment, Apology, balloons, celebrate, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, DoorLockSurpriseCraft, Friends, hurt, husband, locked door, Marriage, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Preparation, relationship, Surprise, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!

NeverAgainSMP

AVOID, bad experience, cautionary tale, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, FORGETTABLE, Lesson, lesson in travel, lesson learned, Memories, mistake, never again, never return, NeverAgainSMP, one-time only, Place, regret, Revisit, travel, Unpleasant, Waste of time

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, let me tell you about this one time I went to this totally lame Minecraft SMP server. It was like, the worst place ever, like seriously. The admins were all like, “No fun allowed!” and the players were all like, “Boo, you stink!” It was a total disaster, I tell ya.

But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”

So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!

BorderPatrolCraft

border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border management, border patrol, border policy, border protection, border security, border sovereignty, BorderPatrolCraft, Canadian border, cross-border issues, customs and immigration, immigration, international relations, Mexican border, national security, North American borders, SOVEREIGNTY, us border, US responsibility

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
New Chunks Explored:	643335	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.

Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!