NoCash4OldPals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HappyBlockCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	8719	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockBucksRUs

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yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

3D objects, additive manufacturing, advanced manufacturing, biomedical devices, damage-free transfer printing, fabrication techniques, flexible electronics, high resolution printing, lava, localized, materials science, microfluidics, microscale engineering, Minecraft, molten liquid metal, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, Nature Communications, Precision-induced, stamp, Stamps, surface patterning, Transfer, ultrathin membranes

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

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Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NomaiCraft

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NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArcticPvP

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ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

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Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	127	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4828	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

/Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BroLifeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Farms Harvested:	648
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyPovertyPro

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If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Farms Harvested:	368	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JewCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Spin Chain Shenanigans

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hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9