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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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