NoCarSeatNoCraft

affordable, babysitter, car seats, children, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, emergency, Essentials, evacuation, gas leak, NoCarSeatNoCraft, parenting, reimbursement, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust, Understanding, Walmart, weekend dad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

basketball legend, black mamba, i miss Kobe, Kobe, Kobe Bryant, Kobe career, Kobe fan, Kobe forever, Kobe forever missed, Kobe greatness, Kobe highlights, Kobe impact, Kobe inspiration, Kobe interviews, Kobe legacy, Kobe legend lives on, Kobe memories, Kobe tribute, Kobe videos, los angeles lakers, Minecraft, NBA, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	172	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2935
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	6094
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	161	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	1487	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.