NoCallNoAirportFamTime | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Votes:	7213	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	169

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild relationship story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous situations as you navigate through our virtual world.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid snarky remarks and unnecessary drama from family members. Who needs them when you can build your own virtual family with fellow players?

Join us for a unique experience where you can cool off and escape from the chaos of everyday life. Build your dream world, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities. And remember, on our server, you’re always the master of your own destiny – no overbearing family members allowed!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual boyfriend who won’t fail any exams or cause any relationship troubles!

Banish the Intruders 1.20

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	206
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7633

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	355
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	1153	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8504

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Towns Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Villages Defended:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Mines Excavated:	3593	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1539

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188