NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a stack of enchanted golden apples? And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can have flying unicorns and chicken races, am I right?

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	633
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Villages Defended:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2897

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	3522	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mines Excavated:	4541

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7777
Void Gems Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8838	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	1567	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!