NoBurnNoProbMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Towns Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	85	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2141
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	2454	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	231
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Zombie Dances:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1869	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	65	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mines Excavated:	4867	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crops Grown:	7910	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

❤️, 1.16.5, 1.20.6, Anarchy, banner, best, Enderland, GIF, Ip:, Minecraft, Moscow time, OPENING DATE, Server, ✨

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Void Armor Forged:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

The best server in anarchy!

IP: mc.enderland.fun

Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

mc.enderland.fun

Players:	96/300	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5