NoBunkDadAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	2378
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pharaoh’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Community, cross-cultural relationships, cultural exchange, diaspora studies, Diversity, economic opportunities, egypt, expat life, expatriates, global connections, historical ties, immigration, Indian community in Egypt, Indian diaspora, integration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, overseas Indians, Palace, Pharaohs, PIXEL, Server, South Asian diaspora

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is like the Egypt of the gaming world, but with a twist – we have a massive Indian diaspora! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of Indian gamers stumbled upon a magical portal while playing Minecraft and ended up in our server. And they loved it so much that they decided to stay and build their own little virtual India within our world.

Now, you might be thinking, “But why should I join this crazy server?” Well, let me tell you, our Indian district is filled with amazing builds, delicious virtual food, and even a virtual Bollywood dance club where you can show off your best dance moves. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time.

So come on down to our server and experience the best of both Egypt and India in one epic Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming a part of our wacky virtual family!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, anti-White, attention seeker, banned user, Christian, controversial, disruptive behavior, DIVISIVE, Internet Troll, Johnny, Johnny boy, johnny’s, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, old friends, Online Community, Provocative, shilling, smp, social media, spamming retard, troublemaker

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have everything you could ever want – from Jonny boy and his legendary spamming skills to anti-white Christian shilling that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming best friends with a creeper or starting a revolution against the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5312	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MommyIssuesMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Divorce, emotional response, Expectations, family dynamics, family gatherings, Guilt, mixed family, MommyIssuesMC, overreacting, parenting, Pregnancy, regret, Relationship Repair, Resentment, second mom, Siblings, step siblings

Are you tired of being treated like the family servant? Do you feel like you’re expected to do everything for everyone without getting any appreciation in return? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly being taken advantage of!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you’re the boss! No more sacrificing your dessert for your little sister, no more being told that you’ll always be expected to take care of everyone. Here, you can be the queen or king of your own castle without any expectations weighing you down.

Forget about real-life drama and join our server where you can be whoever you want to be without any strings attached. Build, explore, and create your own world where you call the shots. Say goodbye to being treated like a doormat and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate ruler. Join now and reclaim your power!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DescendantEmpMC SMP

#revelation, Ancestry, Bloodline, descendant, DescendantEmpMC, discovery, emperor, family history, Genealogy, heritage, historical, Identity, Imperial, Legacy, lineage, Noble, reaction, Regal, Royalty, smp, Surprise, Throne

Imagine logging onto our Minecraft SMP and discovering that you are actually the long-lost descendant of an ancient emperor! That’s right, your Minecraft character is royalty, baby! Join our server and uncover the secrets of your royal lineage while building epic castles and ruling over your subjects (aka other players). Will you be a benevolent ruler or a tyrannical despot? The choice is yours, but either way, prepare for some seriously epic role-playing shenanigans. So come on, join us and claim your rightful place on the throne!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	867215	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineCraftyHacks

boost productivity, effective work habits, improve efficiency, Increase productivity, maximize efficiency, MineCraftyHacks, productivity hacks, productivity strategies, productivity techniques, productivity tips, productivity tools, task prioritization, Time management, time management hacks, time management skills, time-saving techniques, time-saving tips, work efficiency, work faster, work productivity, work smarter not harder

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you wish there was a way to build your dream castle without spending all day collecting resources? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate productivity hack – a magical pickaxe that mines blocks with just one click! That’s right, no more wasting time breaking blocks one by one, just click and watch the resources flow in.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who once built an entire city in just one day! Rumor has it he’s so fast, he can place blocks before you even see him move. Join our server and maybe you’ll have a chance to challenge Speedy Steve to a build-off and see if you can keep up with his lightning-fast building skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of instant mining, the excitement of building at breakneck speeds, and the chance to meet the one and only Speedy Steve. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	212	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyHolocaustEdu Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, British education system, CraftyHolocaustEdu, curriculum development, Education policy, educational reforms, educational standards, genocide awareness, historical atrocities, historical events, history education., Holocaust denial, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, human rights education, Jewish history, Minecraft, PM Starmer, political leaders, Server, UK curriculum, UK Government, world war II

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you wanna join cuz we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not even kidding, bro.

our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with your bare hands. it’s like a never-ending party where the blocks are made of candy and the trees are made of cotton candy.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most epic adventures ever, you gotta join our server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TrudeauCraft: Vote of No-Confidence

Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, federal government, government crisis, justin trudeau, leadership challenge, no-confidence vote, NoConfidence, opposition party, plunging popularity, POLITICAL CRISIS, political downfall, political instability, political scandal, Political Support, political turmoil, prime minister, public opinion, public trust, TrudeauCraft, Vote, vote of non-confidence

so like, have you heard about this crazy server where justin trudeau is like, facing a no-confidence vote? i know, right? it’s like, the most epic drama ever in minecraft history. you gotta join this server to witness the madness unfold.

like, imagine being in a virtual world where the fate of a country’s leader is hanging by a thread. it’s like a virtual reality soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

if you wanna be part of the chaos and see if justin trudeau can survive this crazy no-confidence vote, then you gotta join this server. it’s like, the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	7078
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GhGRPL Plant Power Server

abiotic stress, agricultural innovation, biotechnology, biotic stress, crop improvement, environmental stressors, genetic engineering, GhGRPL, near-future prospect, Plant, plant biology, plant development, plant enhancement, plant genetics, plant health, plant resilience, plant science, power, research findings, Server, stress factors, stress resistance, Sustainable Agriculture

so, like, u know how plants r always getting stressed out by, like, the weather and bugs and stuff? well, dis server has this super cool thing called GhGRPL that makes plants super tough and resilient. like, they become like hulk plants or something, ready to take on anything that comes their way.

join dis server and watch as ur plants become unstoppable forces of nature. no more worrying about pesky bugs or bad weather ruining ur crops. with GhGRPL, ur plants will be like the superheroes of the garden world.

so come on, join dis server and witness the amazing power of GhGRPL. ur plants will thank u for it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JugoRealms

Balkan Skyblock Community Adventure Empire Challenges Creativity Survival Explore Paradise Unique features Innovation Build Fun Balkan Minecraft Jugo Realms Build Explore Fun Sky, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Jugo Realms, a community that brings old charm to Balkan Minecraft.

Join an exciting adventure in our Skyblock world, where you will build your empire in the sky. Through challenges and creativity, survive, explore and expand your little paradise in the sky. Enjoy unique features, a great community and constant innovations that will make your experience unforgettable. Get ready to build, explore and have a lot of fun!

Your Jugo Realms.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	193
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TradersTown

Adventure, bedrock, building, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, crossplay, Economy, English, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, teamwork, Towny, TradersTown

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

consensus, consensus opinion, created, critique, DISAPPOINTING, dust settled, forget, FORGETTABLE, forgettable music, forgettable song, Marine, MARINES, mid as fuck, Minecraft, Move on, Music, Music (Industry), new song, opinion, Paradise, PIXEL, Server, unpopular

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4797
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

bug tracker, club, creeper, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Fan, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, team liquid, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	128776	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca, family bonding, Family commitments, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family illness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, family vacation, Family Values, friend bonding, friend commitments, friend communication, friend conflicts, friend expectations, friend loyalty, friend relationships, friend support, friend trip, friend values, prioritizing family, quality time, sister with MS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

denial, ignore, Overlook, red flag, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a person, red flags in a relationship, red flags in behavior, red flags in communication, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in marriage, RedFlagIgnoreCraft, relationship, toxic behavior, unhealthy dynamic, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8