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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8688 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 155 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
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