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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 866 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 4236 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Join us and escape the clutches of the organic food police. No more judgmental stares from your brother’s kids as you chow down on a juicy burger in-game. And forget about being shamed for not growing your own veggies – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!
Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!