Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 611 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
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