NoBrosAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	512
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	3372	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Star Shards Collected:	270	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6335	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	8236
Runes Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	409588	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	3837
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8077
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5493	Divine Spears Created:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	955326
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!