NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Enchantments Applied:	115	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake in the dead of night and sing about video games for a full month! This is our 12th year of production, and we’re more outrageous than ever. Join us for insane collaborations and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can bake cakes while fighting off zombies and creepers? Our annual collaboration project will have you laughing and singing along as you build the craziest structures and survive the wildest adventures.

Contribute by writing something hilarious, posting it in the thread, and in our Song Spreadsheet. Or get creative and make videos for the songs that are already made! And don’t forget to check out our instrumental database with over 4000 instrumentals made from original studio recordings – tag your post with [VINST] to easily find what you need.

Join our IRC channel for even more madness and proper mic technique tips. And don’t forget to listen to our songs on our web player or watch the latest videos on our YouTube playlist. We may be a bit chaotic, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our Minecraft server. So come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	56

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

so /tv/ Minecraft SMP, I understand you’re getting older

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Miscraft: Miscarriage Cleanup OP

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of redstone!

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s closer than a trio of housemates sharing a bathroom. And speaking of bathrooms, be prepared for unexpected surprises – just like the time one player accidentally flushed someone’s “baby” down the toilet (don’t worry, it was just a Minecraft pet).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional outbursts, join our server today! Just make sure to keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know what might disappear next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SecretCraft: Keep It Quiet

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Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild!

Join us and escape from the monotony of real life by diving into a world where you can build towering castles, dig deep underground for rare resources, and battle mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on you).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and eccentric as you are. From a group of friendly llamas who roam the land offering sage advice, to a mysterious wizard who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with a flick of his wand, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner Minecraft master shine! Just be sure to keep your real-life secrets safe from the prying eyes of the Creeper spies…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sneaky Kleenex Bedside Lotion

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own kleenex and lotion dispenser next to ur bed without anyone judgin u!!! trust me, u gonna need that lotion after u see all the hot lava and steamy caves we got in store for u 😉 plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and gold that u can use to buy urself a fancy bedazzled kleenex box!!! so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get weird with it 😜😂🔥🌋💎🧻🧴 #minecraft #lotionfordays #kleenexgang

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fungi Free Zone: Y17991 Fun!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have created a magical potion called Y17991 that makes you invincible to all the creepers and zombies in the game! you can roam around without a care in the world, slaying mobs left and right like a true warrior.

our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. you can team up with other players to defeat giant bosses and conquer dungeons filled with treasure.

not to mention, our server has the most epic builds you have ever seen. from towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, there is no limit to what you can create.

so come join us and experience the thrill of playing on the best minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	458	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

💥BREAKTIME💯 – YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME!⚡ Minecraft server

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Legendary Realms: Where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and pretend you’re in a real-life RPG! Level up your dirt shoveling skills here!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

About the Server: Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just your average survival experience? We have a unique blend of classic survival and exciting RPG content. Whether you’re in the mood for a chill survival session or ready to dive into epic quests, we’ve got you covered!

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What worlds are available on the server?	You can choose between the traditional survival world or explore our custom RPG world filled with dungeons, bosses, and quests.
How can I level up my abilities?	Use MCMMO to level up your abilities and become a stronger adventurer in mining, fishing, or battling enemies.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, there is a fully functioning economy with player-run auctions for buying and selling items.
What makes the community active?	The server is packed with features, plugins, custom mobs, items, and crafting systems that keep the experience unique and engaging for all players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	88	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WTF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Strongest Maid Minecraft SMP History Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us and become part of the craziest community of players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the strongest maid in history is getting her own movie, and you can be a part of her epic adventures on our server. From battling creepers with her trusty feather duster to building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen, this maid is a force to be reckoned with.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to experience it for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5056	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!

Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	1859	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCraftLotteryLand

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If you won the lottery on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is buy a diamond pickaxe and mine your way to a secret underground treasure filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Steve who will fly you around the server in style! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of luxury on any other server – join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.