New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 100/300 Votes: 1560
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

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  • Echoes of Solitude 1.20.5

    Echoes of Solitude 1.20.5
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6251
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, listen up! If you’re tired of keeping all your crazy thoughts bottled up after being cooped up for so long, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with blocks and creepers instead of a boring therapist. Let your thoughts run wild as you build and explore in this wacky world. Trust me, you’ll feel like a new person after a few hours of playing. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let those thoughts out in the most epic way possible!

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  • Who is This in Minecraft SMP

    Who is This in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 2495
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a nobody in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where no one knows who you are either! You can reinvent yourself as a legendary builder, a master redstone engineer, or even a chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless when no one knows your true identity!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and hilarious shenanigans with our wacky community of players. Who needs fame in the real world when you can become a Minecraft superstar in our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring life behind and join us in the land of mystery and mayhem. Just remember, in our server, nobody knows who you are… and that’s the way we like it!

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  • CakeCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 359
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with cake-making drama and sibling shenanigans! Just like the time my brother tried to make a cake but was too scared to use the oven, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. Plus, we have a strict chore rotation policy, so you’ll never have to worry about getting stuck with extra dish duty just because you helped bake a cake. Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server!

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  • CraftyXmasDinnerDrama

    CraftyXmasDinnerDrama
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6333
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in standing up for ourselves like a boss! Just like the time when one of our players told her husband in front of his dad that she couldn’t make an early Christmas dinner. Talk about a power move!

    Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!

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  • GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7121
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 479
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 181 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3282 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!

    Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!

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  • MineCraftLifeValues

    MineCraftLifeValues
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4929
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

    Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HostageCraft Minecraft Server

    HostageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3100
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Runes Activated: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 292 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

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  • PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

    PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4111
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2159
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9104
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

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    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date October 11th, 2024
    Location New York City, NY, USA
    Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

    The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

    FAQ:

    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

    While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

    This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 4514
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

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  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8680
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3865
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9987 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dragons Tamed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8098
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Villages Defended: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5553
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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