NoBoysAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement for joining is to give birth to a son! Just kidding, that would be a ridiculous rule, right? Well, that’s exactly what one player’s boyfriend thought in this crazy story.

Imagine joining a server where all you have to do is play and have fun, while your in-game partner takes care of all the housework. You can choose to work or just chill out, and they’ll handle all the money stuff. The only catch? You have to magically give birth to a son in-game!

But don’t worry, we don’t have any crazy gender requirements here. Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any ridiculous demands. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect in-game partner who doesn’t expect the impossible from you. So come on over and let’s play together!

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Votes:	9201
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchantments Applied:	295
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ores Mined:	3752

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7935	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Dimension Hops:	0

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?