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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5000 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2565 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! We got like, the craziest builds and the most lit community ever, like seriously, it’s off the chain. And get this, we have this secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server, like they’re the real bosses, man. And if you join, you get to ride a flying pig around the map, no joke. Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet seat, like who wouldn’t want that, amirite? So come join us and let’s stop body shaming together by building giant statues of ourselves out of pixelated blocks, because why not, right? Let’s get weird and wild, my dudes!
