Noble-Craft FTB, running the FTB Ultimate Pack. Check the MOTD in your server list for current version of the pack! We have Votifier, Bukkit, and ForgeEssentials! We also offer many items and perks with donation.
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Noble-Craft FTB, running the FTB Ultimate Pack. Check the MOTD in your server list for current version of the pack! We have Votifier, Bukkit, and ForgeEssentials! We also offer many items and perks with donation.
ftb.noble-craft.net
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!
Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!
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But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!
Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.
And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.
So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!