NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO | Best Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Ores Mined:	1507
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	5877
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AdoptedSisMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4595	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ExConExCashGrab

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PhilippineSeaPirates

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lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sahara

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Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Animals Bred:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

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yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SoulSteal

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	4887	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Magic Items Found:	6699
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	202051	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!