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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4000 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 275 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?