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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8816 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?