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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5463 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8656 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?