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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3549 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 2628 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?