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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6365 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2030 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?