NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ores Mined:	1891
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	250	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Potions Brewed:	78
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2672
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	5727
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Potions Brewed:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Votes:	7177
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	553391	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3197	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Votes:	1021	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4028	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3362	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Emeralds Found:	8841	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!