NoBabyForYouBro | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2621	Dragon Eggs Found:	1253
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Star Shards Collected:	286	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	790
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	782150	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	284	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	145111
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	899	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Towns Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	2584	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0