NoBabyForYouBro | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

Our server is like a virtual escape from your crazy relatives showing up unannounced. No more awkward family gatherings, just fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft.

We promise that no one will judge you for being overprotective of your virtual baby pig or for not letting your virtual brothers hold your virtual baby llama. It’s your world, your rules!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you for not letting them borrow your virtual diamond sword. See you in the game!

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9082
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Animals Bred:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	1460	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Towns Built:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146
Gods Slained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Magic Items Found:	2532	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bismarck

Agriculture mods, bismarck, building, building mods, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Server, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods
Many Building Mods

Useful Links

Modlist

Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk set in the year 1836.
What are some server features?	Features include Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Is there a Stock Market in the game?	Yes, there is a Stock Market feature on the server.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the IP address bismarck.minecraft.bz in your Minecraft client.

Sasha’s Manga World 1.20.2

1.20.2, A, Analysis, Anime Community, artwork, Character development, critique, discussion, Fandom, Feedback, Manga, manga artist, Manga community, manga readers, manga series, opinion, Plot, review, Sasha’s manga, Sasha’s work, SASHAS, storytelling, Thoughts, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most lit place to be, like ever.

Like, the mobs are all dressed up in cute anime outfits and the creepers explode with sparkles instead of blowing you up.

And the best part? You can build your own waifu shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite anime character to fight by your side.

Plus, there’s a secret underground maze where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures.

So come join us and let’s build the most kawaii world together!

RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

aspirations, buy a mansion, charity donations, Dream car, dream life, dream vacation, extravagant spending, financial freedom, Generosity, goals, help others, invest wisely, lavish purchases, live comfortably, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, RichCraft, secure future, smp, SpendItAll, success, travel the world, wealth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮

BlockyBedBlunders

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!