hey u! yes u! do u have a family member named alexa? well guess what, u can’t buy an alexa on this server! it’s like a rule or something, so if u wanna join a server that’s all about crazy rules and wacky shenanigans, then u gotta join us! we once had a player who tried to buy an alexa even though their mom’s name was alexa and let’s just say things got pretty wild. so come on over and see what other ridiculous rules we have in store for u! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Villages Defended: 20
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 229
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY