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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2656 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9268 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!
So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!